There is a freedom and creativity that resonates in the naming of apple and pear cultivars which I have long appreciated. I like to revel in the Anglo-Saxon olde-englishness of these names, which are frequently punctuated with an insolent gallic shrug or a royal continental flourish. These vivid, descriptive names make it easy to imagine what inspired our ancient, not-so-ancient and new-world growers to christen their apples so peculiarly and poetically. There is also a bawdiness and an undercurrent of innuendo in some of these names that definitely has an appeal all of its own.
So here is my pome-poem to celebrate my love of this eccentric British tradition.
Redstreak, Forty Shilling
Ten Commandments, Bishop’s Thumb
Swan’s Egg, Princess
Holly, Allen’s Everlasting
Book of the Month
The Herefordshire Pomona
‘The Herefordshire Pomona’ – containing original figures and descriptions of the most esteemed Kinds of Apples and Pears’, by Robert Hogg and Henry Graves Bull, first published between 1876 and 1885 is currently on sale on ABE books at a mere £13,000.00. But it is in very good condition.
Track of the Month
Apple Stretching, by Grace Jones
Paul Cézanne, ‘Apples and Oranges’
‘Apples and Oranges. . . combines modernity and sumptuous beauty. . . the most important still life produced by the artist in the late 1890’s’ (Musée d’Orsay)
Plant of the Month
Malus domestica. A blazing glory of cultivars and varieties.
Images: Wikimedia Commons, Musée D’orsay